The Latest Bizarre Trend Will Make You Poop Glitter (8 Pics)
Posted on Mar 04, 2016
Ladies, this new trend will make you poop in the classiest possible way. Weird or awesome, it’s up to you to decide!
1. Women Poop Too!
Somehow, this is long-forgotten knowledge. Modern-day women have to preserve their mystical aura, so associating them with natural bodily functions is a huge no-no.
2. Big Corporations Exploit Women's Insecurities
Recently, a company called Glitter Pills has released its freshest product. Yup, it's a pill that will make your faces light up.
3. Workers in the Company That Produces It Haven't Tried the Product
It’s explicitly stated that the pills are to be used only for decoration. This means you should use them to decorate the appearance of your poop.
4. The Company Insisted That the Pills Are Harmless
They’re named "Glitter Pills" not "Glitter Poop Pills", so don’t try to swallow them. Even if you could, would it be worth it?
5. The Reviews Were Excellent!
Despite their bizarre purpose, there are thousands of orders. The glitter pill business is simply booming and the customers are extremely satisfied.
6. But That Doesn't Mean That You Can Eat Them!
The warning label on the package is very clear: DO NOT EAT. A person who would want to do that should stop for a minute and rethink their life.
7. A Big Joke
So, they made a lot of money based on a simple joke. It turned out to be a genius marketing move.
8. It Has Other Uses, Too
You can simply use it as you would use any other glitter... There is no such thing as too much glitter! Not even if you put it on your poop!