13 Tweets That Everyone Who Has a Brain Will Understand
Studies have shown that people who speak to themselves in their heads while performing everyday activities are incredibly intelligent. If you've ever washed the dishes and had an internal monologue about the meaning of life, you probably belong to a group of highly intelligent people.
However, some of those thoughts can be quite funny when you write them down. It's always funnier to write down your thoughts as a chat with your brain. Check out these witty tweets about "brain talk." They're hilarious!
1. Try Harder Next Time, Brain!
[friend asks me to read an article]— k e e t (@KeetPotato) April 21, 2016
brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god"
me: [hands it back] "very interesting"
2. You Lying Dog
*bumps into a friend haven't seen for a long time— Evan Borce (@borce_e) April 19, 2016
me: let's hang out soon
my brain: lol why u lying
3. Exactly the Point
Brain: don't say anything weird or inappropriate— Natalya Lobanova (@NatalyaLobanova) October 2, 2015
Me: the decline of consumer capitalism is imminent and inevitable
4. Horror Movie Scenario
EARS: u hear that?— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) April 25, 2016
EARS: definitely someone downstairs
ME: probably just the cat
BRAIN: what if it's a clown?
ME: I hate u
5. Learning Polish Is All That Matters Right Now
Me: we have to sleep now. we have to get up in like 4 hrs— Ellie Warner (@paperflags) December 13, 2015
Brain: sounds like a great time to start learning Polish
Brain: you gotta
6. Evoke the Memories
*Starts to fall asleep*— Jack Beverley (@jaibee96) January 6, 2014
B:Remember when you called the teacher mum?
7. Blame It on Me
me: I can't sleep— Trista Mateer (@tristamateer) April 28, 2016
brain: you're literally not even trying. you're still on the internet. this isn't my fault for once. it's all u
8. You Shook Me All Night Long
Brain @ 4am: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics of the last 30 years— Sophia (@yougottaseeher) December 13, 2015
Me: but sleep-
Brain: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND 🎤
9. Don't You Dare Enjoy the Good Times
[as something good is happening to me]— Hippo (@InternetHippo) December 4, 2015
MY BRAIN: This is fleeting and will inevitably end
10. See You Later, Homework
brain: hi— larri ✿ (@LARRAYOX) April 19, 2016
brain: do your homework
me: ✔️ seen: 6:47
11. Because You're Curious
me: (holds thing)— char char binks (@grandmayaoi) April 18, 2016
12. Always Be Prepared
Body: time for bed— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@LaziestCanine) October 12, 2015
Brain: never let your guard down, kony could still be out there
13. What's a Day Without Some Crying
me: (going about my daily business)— ORBMASTER (@ainsleyseiger) April 19, 2016
brain: you know what would be fun right now...if you just burst into tears for no good reason