13 Tweets That Everyone Who Has a Brain Will Understand
It's always more funny to write down your thoughts as a chat with your brain. Check out these witty tweets about "brain talk." They're hilarious!
1. Try Harder Next Time, Brain!
[friend asks me to read an article]— k e e t (@KeetPotato) April 21, 2016
brain: "am i taking too long? im not even reading it now. oh god"
me: [hands it back] "very interesting"
2. You Lying Dog
*bumps into a friend haven't seen for a long time— Evan Borce (@borce_e) April 19, 2016
me: let's hang out soon
my brain: lol why u lying
3. Exactly the Point
Brain: don't say anything weird or inappropriate— Natalya Lobanova (@NatalyaLobanova) October 2, 2015
Me: the decline of consumer capitalism is imminent and inevitable
4. Horror Movie Scenario
EARS: u hear that?— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) April 25, 2016
EARS: definitely someone downstairs
ME: probably just the cat
BRAIN: what if it's a clown?
ME: I hate u
5. Learning Polish Is All That Matters Right Now
Me: we have to sleep now. we have to get up in like 4 hrs— Ellie Warner (@paperflags) December 13, 2015
Brain: sounds like a great time to start learning Polish
Brain: you gotta
6. Evoke the Memories
*Starts to fall asleep*— Jack Beverley (@jaibee96) January 6, 2014
B:Remember when you called the teacher mum?
7. Blame It on Me
me: I can't sleep— Trista Mateer (@tristamateer) April 28, 2016
brain: you're literally not even trying. you're still on the internet. this isn't my fault for once. it's all u
8. You Shook Me All Night Long
Brain @ 4am: lemme offer you a selection of the catchiest song lyrics of the last 30 years— Sophia (@yougottaseeher) December 13, 2015
Me: but sleep-
Brain: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND 🎤
9. Don't You Dare Enjoy the Good Times
[as something good is happening to me]— Hippo (@InternetHippo) December 4, 2015
MY BRAIN: This is fleeting and will inevitably end
10. See You Later, Homework
brain: hi— larri ✿ (@LARRAYOX) April 19, 2016
brain: do your homework
me: ✔️ seen: 6:47
11. Because You're Curious
me: (holds thing)— char char binks (@grandmayaoi) April 18, 2016
12. Always Be Prepared
Body: time for bed— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@LaziestCanine) October 12, 2015
Brain: never let your guard down, kony could still be out there
13. What's a Day Without Some Crying
me: (going about my daily business)— ORBMASTER (@ainsleyseiger) April 19, 2016
brain: you know what would be fun right now...if you just burst into tears for no good reason