This Dad's Epic Conversations with His 5-Year-Old Daughter Are Better Than Any Comedy Show (20 Pics)
One percent of the scars on my body are from doing something manly.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 18, 2016
The other 99 percent are from trying to trim my toddler's fingernails.
I was so proud of my kids for not touching the Tupperware container full of cupcakes.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2015
Then I opened it. pic.twitter.com/zQS4VaH637
11. Reconsider Having Kids
To anyone out there thinking about having kids, today my 2 year old threw a temper tantrum because she couldn’t get rid of her shadow.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2013
12. Vacuum Free
Toddler: *spills an entire bowl of popcorn and then eats it off the floor*— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 17, 2016
5-year-old: Stop it!
Me: Let her go. I don't want to vacuum.