This Dad's Epic Conversations with His 5-Year-Old Daughter Are Better Than Any Comedy Show (20 Pics)
5. Saving a Life
[watching a guy on TV do CPR]— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 23, 2016
5-year-old daughter: Why is he kissing her?
Me: He's not. He's saving her life.
5: I'd rather die.
4-year-old: Why do you go to work?— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015
Me: They pay me a salary.
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
7. Making the Baby
5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2015
Me: I helped
Me: I read her the instructions
8. When You Die
4-year-old: What happens when you die?— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 2, 2014
Me: You go to heaven.
4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?