This Dad's Epic Conversations with His 5-Year-Old Daughter Are Better Than Any Comedy Show (20 Pics)
This dad is into web comedy on Twitter, and he recently blew up the Internet by posting a hilarious conversation with his 5-year-old daughter, his wife, and other kids. Meet James Breakwell, AKA Exploding Unicorn, AKA the funniest guy you'll see all week!
1. Candy Place
3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday?— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 5, 2016
Me: If you want to.
3: No thanks. That's where I put my candy.
2. Licking the Baby
I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter’s forehead and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby.— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2015
5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup?— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015
Me: To look pretty.
5: But she's already pretty.
5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
4. Infinity Dollars
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2015
Me: That’d wreck the economy
5: I just-
Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation