Breaking up with These 13 Celebs Is an Absolute Nightmare
Posted on Jul 12, 2016
Yeah, all breakups can be terrible, but nobody should ever make it even worse. That's exactly what these celebrity people did, making their ex-lovers miserable. Check out the list of the worst celebs one can break up with.
1. Taylor Swift
We all know Taylor built her music career with hits about her love life. Almost every Tay-Tay song describes her ex-boyfriend in a non-pleasant way. So, all the guys out there should rethink about being in a relationship with her because their bedroom activities may end up in a worldwide hit song.
2. All of the Kardashians
Boy, oh boy, you'll be in trouble if you break up with a Jenner or a Kardashian. From social media call-outs to insults on KUWTK, you'll certainly not be remembered as a good guy after a breakup with one of them.
3. Jennifer Lawrence
You DON'T want to end up like Chris Martin after his breakup with this "sweetheart." After their relationship had ended, Jennifer was taped having a toast with these exact words: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”
4. Kanye West
Kanye's going to be really mad if you break up with him. Just remember the case of Amber Rose. The tweets from Kanye about her are not pleasant at all. Calling her a 'gold digger-stripper' on social media and mentioning her in a song are just the right example. Imagine what can possibly happen if he and Kim ever get divorced.
5. Jennifer Aniston
Remember the whole Aniston/Pitt/Jolie thing? After her breakup with Brad, she became one of the most popular women in the USA. Every guy she dated later had to put up with serious bad words when those two broke up. Because, you know, Jen is the crowd's favorite and nobody should mess with her.
6. Russell Brand
Nobody expected Russell Brand's sharp words after he divorced Katy Perry. He talked about living a “vapid, vacuous, plastic, constructed, mindless celebrity” life with her. Wow, did she really deserve this?
7. Alanis Morissette
Do you want to be the man who was referred to in the lyrics from her “You Oughta Know” hit? Probably not, so it's better not to have a messy break-up with Alanis.
8. Beyonce Knowles
To be clear, this one is purely hypothetical. Imagine you're dating Beyonce, a super good-looking and great singing-dancing performer who is adored worldwide. First of all, there may not be a better woman for you out there, and secondly, you'll probably get trash-talked by millions of her fans around the globe. That's not a good scenario, right?
9. Demi Moore
Following her breakup with Ashton Kutcher, Demi ended up in hospital after inhaling nitrous oxide and checked into rehab because of eating disorders and addiction. Do you want to be the guy to blame for those horrible things?
10. Kate Upton
She won't call you out on Twitter or Facebook, but is there any other way to go after a breakup with her but down? Just think about crying yourself to sleep every night and reading Sports Illustrated with her on the cover. Not what a guy would wish for.
11. Gwyneth Paltrow
Her perfectionism will label your breakup with phrases like 'conscious uncoupling.' And, when her ex (again, it's poor Chris Martin) hooked up with Jennifer Lawrence, she stated that “He could do worse.” Yikes.
12. Matt Damon
Although this may seem a strange appearance on this list, consider breaking up with a fellow whose best friends are George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Ouch.
13. Justin Timberlake
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Maybe that's not the saying JT can use, since he wrote "Cry Me a River" right after he found out Britney Spears cheated on him. But, that wasn't the end. He proceeded to make a hot video with a Britney lookalike, just to prove he's better than her. Well, the lesson to this is "don't make Justin mad."